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Years later
Daughter: Mommy, mommy, look what I found!
Me: What, sweetheart?
Daughter: Some DVDs. It says The Vampire Diaries on them. But they're so old. Why do you still keep them?
Me: ...
Daughter: ...
Me: ..
Daughter: ..
Me: Okay, Katherine, get Damon, Stefan, Elijah and Elena, it's time mom tells you a story
snooki’s level = drunk! love it!
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There’s always that one Retail Worker who has to be an asshat to customers, doesn’t care about their job and is an all around unlikable person. Sure, it might be one person out of a one hundred Robins, but who do you think the customer is going to remember when they deal with the next retail worker?](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0g3cdgtDE1qm3qzeo1_400.jpg)
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “THAT ONE RUDE RETAIL ROBIN”
Bottom Text: “IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS”]There’s always that one Retail Worker who has to be an asshat to customers, doesn’t care about their job and is an all around unlikable person. Sure, it might be one person out of a one hundred Robins, but who do you think the customer is going to remember when they deal with the next retail worker?
If I’d ask you, who is Joseph Kony, you wouldn’t know. You should. And that’s why I’m going to tell you about him.
Joseph Kony considers himself as a good Christian.
He abducts kids, little girls go in prostitution, little boys become kid soldiers and are forced to do horrible things, things a kid isn’t supposed to do. Neither is an adult, no one is. He started the LRA, Lord’s Resistance Army. 20.000 kids have been kidnapped, this needs to stop. And that’s why we need to Make Kony Famous. Let the world know about the horrible things he does, and the thousands of children and parents suffering.So come together, at the April the 20th. That is the day, we will cover the night. People in all kind of cities, all over the world meet at sundown & cover the city with posters and stickers of Joseph Kony. To Make Kony Famous. If you want to help these kids and parents, cover the night at 4/20/2012.
Not clear enough? Please watch: http://vimeo.com/37119711
GET INVOLVED. STOP AT NOTHING. THE WORLD MUST KNOW.
I dare you to stop scrolling through your dashboard. Stop checking your Facebook newsfeed that you’ve already checked two seconds ago. Stop updating your Twitter and seeing what your favorite celebrities are saying. Stop watching funny and nonsense videos on Youtube. Take time to educate yourself to MAKE A DIFFERENCE in this world. This is your chance! WATCH THIS VIDEO.
Let’s make JOSEPH KONY Famous!!
Who is JOSEPH KONY?
He is THE WORST LIVING CRIMINAL. He abducts children and makes them use guns to kill their own parents. He takes girls and forces them to be sex slaves. He calls his abducted children the Lord’s Resistance Army, AKA the LRA. He has abducted over 30,000 children and forced them to be child soldiers in Central Africa. He remains at large because he is INVISIBLE to the world. FEW know his name, even FEWER know his crimes. WE ARE MAKING HIM FAMOUS! Because when he is, the world will unite against him and demand his arrest.
We can help make a change. We can make a difference.
I feel so inspired. I feel the need to help and make a difference. This has to happen in 2012. We can’t let him go around and keep doing this to children in Central Africa. Let’s make his name known so he can be stopped. HE CAN NO LONGER BE INVISIBLE!
REBLOG IF YOU CARE.
This will not make your blog ugly, please take a moment to reblog and get the word out. SHARE THIS TO EVERYONE! Be a part of something BIG and when they catch this man, you would be able to say.. “I HELPED.”
LET’S START HERE ON TUMBLR.
I WANT TO DO SOMETHING.
i cried so many times watching this. please, everyone, do what you can. at the very least watch this. i promise it is not a waste. this just goes to show that you can do anything. you can change the world and make it better.
Watch it and reblog it. Spread the word.
I can’t believe this, it’s daunting, but inspiring.
Seriously. If you do anything, just watch and reblog.SIGNAL BOOST
SIGNAL. BOOST.
I didn’t watch the whole thing because it’s friggin’ half hour long. I’m not gonna sit here and pretend that reblogging this will actually accomplish anything, but if you’re one of those people who cares about stuff then you should probably watch this.
Haven’t a clue what I can do, honestly. But I will offer, at the least, a signal boost. This guy is seriously fucking bad news, guys. Hope they catch the bastard some day.
Mr and Mr Adorable.
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what am I doing
look, it’s a fairy!
Dave, your masculinity went down ten thousand points. Sorry. *snickerfitting*
I just died.
boy wonder: Hey, guys!
I’m currently working hard on the 200th text celebration, and while I am, I’d like to draw your attention to something really important.
For those of you who are not aware, JOSEPH KONY needs to be famous. Not for the regular reasons. But because this guy is lowest of the low.
His most…
